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📱 Your Applications 7 apps installed

Before app stores existed, this was the app store. Between 2007 and 2010 these ran on hundreds of millions of profiles, and most of them died with the platform. We rebuilt them. Pick one and click.

Everything here is free, needs no signup and no wallet, and has nothing to do with the token. Progress lives in this browser tab only, so refreshing starts you over. That is very 2008 of us.

🏦 Mobsters Playdom, 2008

Jobs

The Street

Armory

Activity

Energy refills on its own, roughly one point every six seconds. Health too. Level up to raise your maximum energy and unlock bigger jobs.

🗡 Mafia Wars Zynga, 2008

Jobs

Family and Fighting

Property

Activity

Property pays out every 20 seconds whether you are playing or not. Jobs burn energy, fights burn stamina. Recruiting to your family makes both hit harder.

🐶 SuperPoke! Pets Slide, 2007

Adopt a pet
Pick your animal, give it a name, keep it alive.

🦔 Vampires the one that spammed your bulletins

The Hunt

Powers

Activity

Night and day flip every 30 seconds. You are far stronger after dark, and hunting in daylight will cost you blood. Turning humans grows your coven, and your coven is your power.

🏎 Street Racing quarter mile, no rules

🚗YOU
🚚RIVAL
Pick a race below. Hit SHIFT while the needle is inside the green window. Four clean gears wins almost anything.

Garage

Activity

Timing matters more than horsepower until the higher classes. A perfect shift is worth more than a cheap turbo.

🏷 Tag Me: Which Myspace Era Are You? BitRhymes, 2008

Eight questions. Then tag eight friends, obviously. Results are nonsense and that was always the point.

🍻 Cheers buy a round, ruin a Tuesday

CHEERS
Pick a drink, send it to somebody. They will send one back.
Nobody here has ever said no to a round.
TAB: $0

The Menu

Who is at the bar

Last Call

Your drunk meter climbs when people buy you back. Past 60 the page starts to notice. Water and coffee will bring you down again.
These are original tribute games built from memory, not the original code. Mobsters, Mafia Wars, SuperPoke! Pets and the rest were made by Playdom, Zynga, Slide and BitRhymes, and this page is not affiliated with any of them, or with Myspace. No accounts, no data collection, no token mechanics. Nothing you do in here has any financial value whatsoever, which is the most 2008 thing about it.